Thursday, October 5, 2017


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                                         My Muse:  Ball me and I will love you forever!


Imagine if you met this drop dead gorgeous girl on the Internet and she started sending you all these pics of herself saying that she was in love with you, that if you loved her back she would ball you forever.

   Well, this actually happened to me.  The question is... is she real or is she Memorex?  I mean, I don't have the foggiest idea who this girl is really is.  Then I get this selfie of her wearing a shirt that I designed which says, "Ball me and I will love you forever!"  So at least she is familiar with my work.  So maybe she really does love me... or at least my designs.

   In any case, she is quite a beautiful and charming person.  I certainly wouldn't kick her out of the bed, sleeping bag, or anything else she might be in next to me in the morning should ever in my wildest dreams I wake up and she be laying beside me.  Dream.  Dream.

   So who is this mystery girl?  We are currently sharing emails, IMs, and pics.  From all the pics she sends I would be a fool not to reply with whatever love and affection she might desire.  But why me?  Of all the people in the world, why has this stunningly beautiful mystery girl writing to me with adoration and affection?

   Mine is not to reason why, but to just do and die.  Indeed, this girl is so gorgeous, I would die for her.  But she does no know that... at least not yet.  Perhaps one of these days I will tell her, should we meet in this lifetime.  She has not told me yet where she lives, so God only knows.  But from the pics she has sent I can tell she loves to travel and has been to many of the same places I have been in my own travels.

   I just wanted to make this post and introduce her to everyone.  Her name is Muse.